Housewife Collection
Whore Housewife goes along to Lovelywash Laundrette to get her
lovely weekly wash done.
Her feather bower needs a good old scrub,
it's covered in
cum.
She’s no stranger to the wait time of the washer and dryer, so
comes prepared with distractions galore.
Mr Husband will
love these Seafood recipes she’s sure,
Mr Husband will die
for,
these Japanese cuisines.
It’s all the rage, the
most exotic, and she can use up those langoustines.
Flicking through the pages of boofed coiffured foufs that would
definitely get him going,
it’s already late on a Friday
night, and the radio’s got her favorite tunes playing.
She
waits and watches the socks and pants spin round, oh what a
mundane life.
She felt a little ashamed after Mr Husband
caught her with both the gardener and his rake up her ass last
week,
so she sits dutifully,
but not meak.
Whore Housewife was so lost in her mags, music, guilt and
subsequent arousal that she didn’t even hear the 10 warnings at
125dB in 3 minute increments announcing her lovely Lovelywash will
soon close and lock her in.
Perhaps it was her new ‘Mother’s
Little Helper’ prescription of valium.
So, she got locked
in.
What a bother. Mr Husband will be raging.
But she unclicks
the chess board, sets up the pieces, at least she can practice
playing.
She plays with herself all night long, knocking
down her opponent’s pieces,
not really registering they’re
her own.
The bishop is slaughtered, Queens are captured,
whorsies are long gone.
She lets out a “hurrah!”
Playing with herself all night
long,
until she becomes number one pawn star.
Artist duo, composed of Laila Sorabji and Lara Krysztopik, have come together to once again play dress up. They employ satire to critique the ugly undercurrents of consumerist culture, hyper-commodified desires, and the aesthetics of pornographic and online media by staging ironic performances of archetypal female characters in TV and Film.
Accompanying written texts expand these fantastical worlds, with backstories and titles that parody the clickbait sensationalism of porn and YouTube, exposing and amplifying the absurdity of the systems they reference.
They re-enact and distort these tropes as both a critical and intimate process. Playing dress up examines how such representations resonate with their own daily performance and explore the multiplicity of self.
Heavily influenced by their experiences of Berlin nightlife, where each weekend is an opportunity to bring hidden aspects of oneself into public view and offer them up for appreciation and reinterpretation. Whore Housewife gets Locked in the Laundrette and Plays with Herself (Not Clickbait) follows the night of a sexually repressed and doped up housewife who’s wifely duties lead her to adventure and self discovery. The photo series includes digital copies of film photographs as well as scans that have been edited and collaged by hand.